two tourists in tokyo and i
“what no! i told u we’re lost!!….”
“..let’s ask taht guy over there….”
“wait no i asked last time you ask this time..”
“fine…”
“um… hi .. hello? we …”
“i speak english…”
“oh thank god!”
and then i proceed to give them directions and as they thank me and are about to leave one goes “your English is excellent!”
in retrospect, i shouldn’t told them i speak english. ahah i should have let it play out and messed with their heads. 
3 Comments
July 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm
wahaha!
July 17, 2008 at 12:08 am
the next time someone asks me if i speak english, i’m going to say, “english? what’s that?”
July 17, 2008 at 6:44 pm
hahahahahaha i was thinking you should have said something like, uh, no, i’m american, and put them to shame, …but then i realized they might not have been japanese. ha.